Would You Like Dinner a Bath or Me Anime

Would You Like Dinner a Bath or Me Anime

Welcome dorsum, honey! At present what would yous like? Dinner? A bath? Or peradventure... me?

—Loving wife, to her hubby

A graphic symbol, normally a housewife just virtually Always Female person, offers her partner three choices; traditionally, it's either repast, bathroom or sex. Downplayed examples may ignore the offer of sexual practice, while Exaggerated examples may offer multiple partners, or show up in a Naked Frock.

As this trope has its footing in an old Japanese custom ^notation its proper name in Nippon is "shinkon santaku", roughly pregnant "newlywed's three choices" (which is likely to go parodied nowadays), this trope is fairly common in hentai and Ecchi, particularly Rom Coms and Harem anime. In modern comedies the protagonist will often either choose one of the options that isn't sex activity or ignore the question entirely; it'due south not uncommon for the person being asked the question to not reciprocate the girl's feelings at all. Alternately, in a raunchier sort of comedy they may choose all iii at the same time.

Merely making the offer implies the submissive/dominant roles of the relationship between the characters, because the submissive is ready for "anything" asked of them. In exaggerated or parodic examples, the 3rd option may exist Punctuated! For! Emphasis! in a suggestive and often sing-song way. Only giving i option doesn't qualify, unless it's a Morton's Fork where each option leads to the same upshot. Some other function of this trope is that it is too often expert by Insatiable Newlyweds or Sickeningly Sweethearts, and played for maximum glurge that ends up giving their colleagues and acquaintances cuteness overloads and/or jealousy.

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Examples

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    Anime, Light Novel, and Manga

• In Ai Yori Aoshi , Aoi says this during an Imagine Spot by Kaoru. Inside it, it didn't matter which choice he picked, considering he gets her no affair what.
• In Black Bullet , Enju tries to offer choices to Rentaro while wearing nothing but a Modesty Towel. Rentaro'south response is to implore her to Please Put Some Apparel On.
• In Book of Bantorra , Hamyuts Meseta asks if Mallatast (who she considers her "boytoy") wants "dinner, bath, or me?". Mallatast chooses the sex, and Bridal Carries her to their bedchamber.
• In one of the Fate/kaleid liner PRISMA☆ILLYA Blu-Ray specials, Sella gets bullied by Irisviel into doing this for Shirou. She's terrified and humiliated to brainstorm with, just Shirou choosing "dinner" is the last straw.
• Digimon Run a risk tri. features a Yard rated variant, where Tentomon wears an apron and asks Koushiro if he wants dinner or a bath first.
• The Fruit of Grisaia : In the anime, Amane tries to offer choices to Yuuji, merely earlier she'due south even finished he bluntly states, "I'll accept a shower" and walks straight past her.
• Ichaicha Suru to Okane ga Waichau Futari no Hanashi : Hanasaki fantasizes near request Aki this when he gets home, with him interrupting her with a Wall Pin of Love earlier she gets to the last one.
• In KonoSuba , one member of the Axis Cult does this to troll Kazuma, asking "Are you hither for conversion? Baptism? Or are y'all hither for me?" Kazuma is dumbfounded before she laughs and tells him she was joking, while Kazuma rages on the inside and wishes he could punch her.
• In Love Hina , Mutsumi gets a crack on the head and her personality reverts to existence five years old. She offers a choice that implies sex while "playing house" with Keitaro, making him and Naru wonder whether she's screwing with them or non.
• In Miss Caretaker of Sunohara-sou , Yuzu describes to Aki the kind of wife she wants to be and has a fantasize where she welcomes home her husband with this verbal phrase. However, subsequently noticing Aki fidgeting, she adds "Or maybe you can eat my bath scrubbers instead!" while throwing them at Aki's head.
• Miss Kobayashi'southward Dragon Maid : The second chapter of Kanna'southward Daily Life opens with Tohru asking Kobayashi if she wants "a maid, a dragon, or her". Kobayashi points out that none of those are real options.
• Monster Musume : Exaggerated when the Lamia girl Miia gives the "food, bathroom, or me?" offer complete with the Naked Apron to her substitution programme host Kimihito (wearing a Salary Man outfit) in ane of her Imagine Spots. The response (she imagined) was "I'll have Y'all for dinner IN the bath, Miia!", and nosotros get a shot of him doing her on the bathtub all the same wearing her frock while he's yet wearing his Bacon Human being compatible.
• Nekopara : Occurs three times in the Television set Series.
  • Cinnamon puts on a play for Caocao using the Mama and Papa Bear dolls, with the Mama Behave offer him dinner, bath, or "something else... Like bathing me!"
  • While the catgirls are sharing stories during a storm. Vanilla tells an expansion of the story Chocola told about them living together in a gingerbread business firm with the latter receiving this offer from the former upon returning home from piece of work.
  • A flashback of Shigure's Big Brother Allure shows her giving Kashou this offer. He chooses "bathroom." She tries to join him but gets thrown out almost comically.
• In No Game No Life , when Fil returns to the exiled Kurami with a pocketbook of ISO-Standard Urban Groceries while the latter is taking a bath:

  Fil: Exercise you want information? Food? Or... [removes her hood] ...me?
  Kurami: [smiling] Dress offset, I retrieve.

• Nurse Hitomi's Monster Infirmary : In Chapter 6, when Tatara is telling her to "take it [her lab coat] off and put an apron on," Hitomi has an Imagine Spot of her in a Naked Apron making this offering. In a later chapter, she does the aforementioned thing as part of a dream sequence.
• Nyaruko: Crawling with Dearest! : Exaggerated; Nyaruko offers Mahiro three choices, all of which are her:

  "You lot must've had a hard day at work. Would you like to outset with me? Or would y'all adopt me first? Or peradventure you'd like... me?"

• Overlord (2012) : Albedo pulls this on Ainz (clearly hoping for the third one), earlier realizing she forgot to do and so wearing only an frock and begs for Ainz' forgiveness. As Ainz is a walking skeleton and thus incapable of reciprocating, it makes no departure to him either way. The fact that he unintentionally rewrote her settings to be this way towards him is also a factor in his not wanting to take reward of her.
• The Pet Girl of Sakurasou : Subverted by Misaki in the start episode as she offers Sorata dinner, bath, or.... underwear. ^note The give-and-take is "ma-wa-shi" — a sumo wrestler'south loincloth — an intentional abuse of "Watashi" ("Me"). She also tries "tawashi", a scrubbing brush — Sorata implores her to get to the "Watashi" function already.
• In Plastic Memories , Isla makes Tsukasa such an offer in The Stinger of Episode 6. Played for Laughs in that she got the idea from Tsukasa'south book of romantic communication, and clearly doesn't empathize what she'south saying.
• Puella Magi Madoka Magica: The Different Story : In the preface to Puella Magi Madoka Magica: The Different Story, Homura suggests re-branding the spinoff as a Romantic One-act in order to appeal to the audience, complete with an Imagine Spot of Madoka offering the choice, although Homura interrupts, choosing Madoka before she finishes.
• Saki : The title character subtly suggests sexual practice in Kyoutaro's imagine spot of Nodoka in episode four.

  "Welcome dwelling house darling. Would yous like something to eat? Or perhaps a bath? Or peradventure..."

• She'south My Knight : Nikaido has Mogami and Ichinose both say this to the other while wearing an apron, to tell which i of them is the shoujo manga hero and which is the heroine. Ichinose is likewise inconversable to say the whole phrase. ^note Keep in listen they're loftier schoolers.
• Strike the Blood : Subverted. While Kojou Akatsuki is aboard another vampire lord's boat. Several bikini-clad women introduce themselves as maids and offering to wash his back. When he refuses, they offer to wash his front, which he refuses fifty-fifty harder. He questions whether they really are maids, and they reveal the subversion: they're political hostages from foreign lands, trying to seduce him so that they'd go pregnant with the kid of the most powerful vampire in the earth, which would guarantee them political status.
• Pupil Council'south Discretion : Mafuyu, while play-interim as Sugisaki's married woman in Lv. 2, goes from offering food or a bath to offering him sexual activity with the older guy, Nakameguro.

  "Welcome home, Darling. Will you starting time with dinner? Or a bath? Or... Nakameguro-sempai?"

• In To Honey Ru , Yui has an Imagine Spot of her and Rito being married, where future Rito comes abode and future Yui greets him by asking "Would you lot similar dinner? Or a bath beginning?" before Rito asks for "a welcome home kiss". At which point Yui snaps out of her fantasize in horror.
• In Whispered Words , Sumika fantasizes about Ushio condign a housewife and offer her a option that includes sex activity.
• In Yubisaki Milk Tea , Hidari in one case greets her father when he came abode by offering him dinner, bath, or herself. He decides to become to bed, instead.

     Fan Works

• In Izukus Pro Hero Harem Life , Ochako and Momo surprise Izuku with one of these. In nothing but aprons, no less.

    Literature

• Java, Tea, or Me? , a book near the airline manufacture in the 1960s, discusses this trope, putting the offer in the championship.

    Alive-Action Tv

• In Being Human flavour 3, Annie makes the "Coffee, tea, or me" offer to Mitchell. She's just teasing him; however, the characters are aware that it is a cliche, and he picks coffee.
• Non the Nine O'Clock News : Subverted in a parody of Sheena Easton's 1981 striking, "Morning Railroad train", in which grumpy tired husband Rowan Atkinson arrives domicile to his wife "Sheena Easton" simply for her to burst into song at him about what a practiced wife she is. (The My Baby Takes the Morning Railroad train song). Rowan Atkinson cannot help but strangle her.
• In Picket Fences episode "Bad Moon Ascent", a scantily-clad woman in Matthew's dream offers "Chocolate cake, Game Boy, and me."

    Radio

• The Burkiss Fashion : Subverted in a sketch written by Douglas Adams. Ghenghiz Khan, at the cease of a hard day'south pillaging, finds a business firm with three women in information technology who are completely at his mercy. Ghenghis is exasperated when they offering him what they think he wants. He has to patiently explain what volition fulfill his needs, and the quickest learner begins to nag, berate and browbeat him as if he is an errant hubby arriving late from the office. The mighty ruler of the fates of millions sighs contentedly and relaxes...

    Video Games

• Ar nosurge: Ode to an Unborn Star : In Nay's Mental World where Cass and Delta are a married couple:

  "More importantly, what would y'all like to practice kickoff tonight? Dinner? Bathroom? Or.. a scrubber?"

  (where "scrubber", tawashi, is a anagram of "me", watashi. Choosing this option lands you lot with washing the dishes.)

• Azur Lane : Taihou being Tai hou, she combines this with But Grand Must! in one of her secretarial assistant lines:

  (to the Commander)Would yous like to take a bathroom with me? Would you like to consume me? Or... would you like to do~ it~ with~ me~? Ahahaha!

• In Ensemble Stars! , Hinata jokingly says this to Tetora equally a welcome, just every bit part of him being overly approachable and adventurous. (Tetora basically ignores him.)
• Eternal Sonata : A Downplayed trope in the bonus dungeon "Mysterious Unison". In that location is a soul orb chosen Mute who offers your political party the choice of a shower start, or if y'all want to consume. If y'all choose Shower and have enough Golden, your party is healed. If you lot choose Eat and have the max amount of Golden of 99,999,999, and so your political party is granted a Soul Shard item, one of seven found in the dungeon.
• Time and Eternity : In club to gauge how stiff the bond between the soon-to-be-married principal couple is, a guardian asks them a question. The guardian basically asks which would the guy choose afterwards coming habitation; food, a bath, or his blushing bride. With the guardian beingness a Dirty Quondam Human being, the correct answer is the guy'southward bride.
• KanColle : Houshou, one of the calorie-free carrier girls, says this in one of her secretarial assistant lines, fitting for her motherly personality.

  (to the Admiral) You must be tired. Would you like a repast? The bath? Or... fufu, just kidding.

• Girls' Frontline has Kalina greet you on the premium cash store with a variation:

  (to the Commander) Would you lot like a meal? The bath? Or... MAYBE SHOPPING?

• Parodied in a scene in the bonus story of Salem in Fate/Grand Club . Information technology features Princess Atomic number 26 Fan (played by Nightingale) and Ox-Demon Rex (played past Altria Lancer Alter) in a play inspired by Journey to the West :

  Princess Atomic number 26 Fan: Oh my, oh my, if it isn't my honey.

  Ox-Demon King: Your honey!?

  Princess Iron Fan: Ahh, what a momentous occasion it is to see you lot hither in my Plantain Cave on Jade Cloud Mountain. Tell me, what brings yous here? Are you feeling ill? Would you like to have dinner? A bath? Or perhaps... some peroxide?

• Takeshi'south Challenge has several options, three of which follow this trope (even though information technology isn't said outright, they're still 3 choices), being "Food", "Bathroom", and "LET'S GO TO BED".

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Would You Like Dinner a Bath or Me Anime

Source: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DinnerBathOrSexOffer